Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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