Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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