Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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