woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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