we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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