I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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