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yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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