My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Shitshow foam night was such a success
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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