Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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