I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Randomize
