once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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