do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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