SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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