how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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