if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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