Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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