ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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