My first STD was from a foam party
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
he told me I talked like a deaf person
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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