Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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