Porn is love you can see.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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