That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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