its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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