Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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