i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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