I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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