My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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