yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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