Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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