I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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