But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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