When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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