I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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