It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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