He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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