I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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