i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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