Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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