come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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