i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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