If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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