id be glad to
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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