I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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