Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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