Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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