Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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