Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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