kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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