You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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