Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
this boner is exhausting
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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