It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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