and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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