I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Randomize
